Hmm, the sign spamming (or "branding") fits into the art fairly well. It might benefit from a deviantart link at one corner, because it fit in so well that I actually didn't notice it (I got here from someone crediting the artist in the imgur gallery I came from)
I have an even *more* embarrassing story, so don't worry. It involves a rainy day at the boardwalk and I was the only one who wasn't under the canopies, and I had a bomb shirt that said, "Make it Rain".
One time, I was at an outdoor party and I forgot my coat, thinking that it'd be nice out because it was hot earlier in the day. Anyway, there was this REALLY tall (and handsome) guy, that I didn't really know too well, who saw me shivering so he asked me, "Are you cold? Where's your jacket?" and me, being as shy as I am around attractive guys, answered a quiet "I forgot it..." Then the next thing I knew, his giant (because he was like, 6'6") football jacket was on my head, engulfing the rest of my body in it. I was so red it would put Antonio's tomatoes to shame (From Hetalia)
These are examples of what I probably looked like: Th-thank you...
I will never forget it because it was the first time a guy ever did something that sweet for me. That, and he was the same boy who'd help me up every time I'd trip or clumsily drop my books. And I hope that I could find another guy just as sweet, polite and gentlemanly as him one day.